From WHERE? Sometimes, from your GOOD FRIENDS- But we can't fault them, really. See, we EXPECT this crap to come from people who hate your guts and who you hate back... but when it comes from your GOOD friends by way of a SHIT STIRRER: Suddenly YOU HAVE BEEN BRANDED: You have been Arrested, Tried, and CONVICTED with NO APPEAL and NO CHANCE for SELF DEFENCE.
It is the tendency of people, who instead of talking to each other, listen to, AND BELIEVE the Rhetoric which emits like gaseous, Bulbous, FARTS and TUMOURS from the putrid, STINKING Swear-holes of the likes of Rush Limbergerbaugh, may he DIE soon.
And there is a class of people, USUALLY Republicans, and/or TEA PARTIERS... who take ADVANTAGE of this Weakness in people... And we dub these Te-Farters SHIT-STIRRERS. To Quote "PETAH" and the TEST TUBE BABIES:
When there's trouble in the air, I'm the bloke
who's always there. When loving couples swear and
curse, I am there to make it worse. In the shit,
I'll drop you right in it, I'm shitstirrer If you
have two-timed your girl, straight to her I'll go
and tell. And even if your love is true, I'll
still tell you've got two. If you're off work and
tell then why, I'll tell your boss it's all a lie.
And if you say things behind his back, I'll grass
you up so you'll get the sack.
Now, the FRIEND will think that they are doing you some kind of FAVOUR by believing and ACTING on the SHIT which is STIRRED, NOT SHAKEN, then SLUNG at you. In most cases, the SHIT STIRRER spouts a "Half Truth" - And the FRIEND takes action or attitude according to the LEVEL of SHIT which has been slung. If the friend is a GOOD friend then they will search for an EXPLANATION and will accept the explanation. But Most people swallow these turds whole and regurgitate them on cue when it will do the MOST Damn-age.
How do you tell if you are the VykTym of Stirred SHIT? It is like this: SUDDENLY and VISCOUSLY your friends are inexplicably HOSTILE.
May All SHIT STIRRERS be themselves stirred into huge vats of SHIT!
"You NO GOOD SONUVA BITCH, you're on my SHIT LIST!"
What should we do? Well first off, when you are approached by a person with "JUICY NEWS" about "So and So" - You tell them to FUCK OFF. What if the SHITSTIRRER Blurts it out anyway?
Well, that's what you got to decide: What are you gonna do with little pieces of Info-SHIT. Gonna make an ISSUE about it? Gonna use it to cause all kinds and levels of GRIEF? Gonna use it in a situation where everybody is having a SWELL time, to DAMPEN the situation? Gonna use it to BRING SOMEONE DOWN?
Moreover, are you gonna use it to BREAK A PROMISE to someone? Are you gonna DO THAT? You heard some SHIT about me, so now you are gonna break a SOLEMN VOW you made to me because of STIRRED SHIT? PLEASE do NOT TELL ME you are GONNA DO THAT.
